Well, don’t you look like a felony.
Likes: Baking, peppermint hot chocolate, nerd humor
Dislikes: All ex-boyfriends of Taylor Swift
Bio: Jez Rebelle solemnly swears she is up to no good. Before finding roller derby, she enjoyed causing a ruckus with rugby, color guard, and rush hour subway rides. She looks forward to many more seasons of needless and willful damage.