Brooklyn Bomb Squad
she/her
Don’t cry for me, Roller Derby!
Patti spent years performing in theater before discovering that roller derby crowds are actually a better audience. She joined the Jeerleaders because every game is the Jellicle Ball, and she will absolutely be the one chosen to ascend.
Likes
Belting show tunes at full volume, choreography that hits, all the glitter, and jazz hands!
Dislikes
Microphones that cut out, counting off beat, people who stop at the top of the subway stairs, and anyone who says “ugh I HATE musicals.”
