Bronx Pit Crew
she/her
Role
Live, laugh, and leave me alone.
While spiritually sponsored solely on Walmart Yodeling Kid, Trauma Queen sustains earth-side living by flying in the sky. Flight attendant by day, emotional support menace by night. She lives and breathes for pizza, karaoke, and a good thrift haul. Never forget, God gives her toughest battles to her cutest soldiers.
Likes
Beach days, main character energy, girlies with eyeliner, antique stores (but like the GOOD ones), hot GOSS on the jumpseat, a park picnic, cult docs, Sing King karaoke lol, and Fantasy by Britney Spears.
Dislikes
Loud unexpected noises, olives, pretzels in party mix, stand-up comedy, and fascism.
