Brooklyn Bomb Squad
she/they
Co-Head Jeerleader, Brooklyn Bomb Squad Co-Captain, Gotham Roller Derby Board of Directors
Oh, I’m sorry… Did I get you in the face that time?
Little Mary Switchblade was the worst ballerina in 3rd grade and is much happier now that “dance class” involves 10,000% more kicking and screaming. Switchblade joined the Jeerleaders in 2009 and now co-captains the Brooklyn Bomb Squad, co-heads the Gotham Jeerleaders with Rage of Aquarius and is on the Gotham Roller Derby Board of Directors.
Likes
Sharp pointy things, sleeping in, solar eclipses, kicking, screaming, and cookies.
Dislikes
Sunshine, tinkly piano music, Heaven’s Gate, and things that are not sharp or pointy.
