Assault Whitman

Choreographer

Leaves of Sass.

Likes: Jazz Hands, Dim Sum, Peter Pan collars, German Expressionism
Dislikes: People who say Kirk is a better captain than Picard, people who doubt her commitment to sparkle motion

Bio:  A native Gotham girl, Assault Whitman is delighted to help root, root, root for the home teams. Without her poms, she enjoys theater, history and gin. With her poms, she encourages you to forget about the moves and just dance the crap out of it.