Bronx Pit Crew
she/they
Rookie
Variety is the spice of life—and I’m bringing all the flavor.
In my free time, I whip up digital collages that even Picasso would raise an eyebrow at. I also teach burlesque classes—because who doesn’t love a little shimmy with their spreadsheets? I have mad skills in admin work and can make Excel sing like a Broadway star, all while crafting presentations that are eye candy for the eyes. And when I’m not busy being a creative admin ninja, you can find me at roller derby, or anywhere where my little 10lb Chihuahua mutt can tag along.
Likes
Middle splits, gold, and sprinkles.
Dislikes
Rude people, the color grey, and bacon.
