Menace to Propriety (She/Her)

“Pick up your teeth!”

Likes: Ramen, gin, red lipstick and dismantling the patriarchy.

Dislikes: Sticky surfaces, persimmons, uncomfortable shoes, and running out of toilet paper.

Bio: Menace is disarmingly funny, distractingly friendly, and is most likely to complain to a stranger about the pitfalls of natural deodorant. She’s is a kickass mom who enjoys wearing tulle when relaxing at home and has never met a dance floor she didn’t want to stomp all over.