Candy Crush – Retired

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Get it right, get it tight.

Likes: Money, snax, clothes. Money. Snax. Clothes.

Dislikes: Starving, bad smells, low temperatures, scallops.

Bio: Fresh from a decade in the southern wilds of Asia, Candy Crush is a well-oiled jeering machine with the sweetest of moves.

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