Jackson Maim – Retired

Jackson Maim

Jackson Maim

“Hey… I just wanted to get another look at you”

Likes: Funny clowns, pizza, fanny packs, scary clowns, pro wrestling, jorts, pizza clowns.

Dislikes: Chain wallets, turtlenecks, lawyers, any hairstyle that doesn’t include a rat-tail

Jackson Maim was once America’s greatest fake country-rock star but fell too hard for Lady Gaga and the rest, as they say, is history. Jackson joined the Jeerleaders in 2019 as the oldest man in town.


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