Marilyn Mowdown
“Diamond-sharp mind is a girl’s best friend”
Likes: sailing, scuba, dance like no one’s watching, disco tunes, aerial arts, spreadsheets
Dislikes: awkward hugs, bad dates, gin, nightmares
Ms. MOWdown was recruited late 2018 at a pole dancing comedy show where she was the pole bitch – a.k.a. person who keeps the pole cleaned and gripped. Being funny was not a requirement. Phew. When Ms. MOWdown is not high kicking in stilettos, she enjoys making gluten-laden desserts and rolling her eyes at the next 100 people to say she doesn’t “sound very Australian.”